Introducing Jarvis Thanos
Do you have a client with too much historical and outdated data?
Are you short on space for archiving data?
How would you like to randomly remove half of the data in a snap?
We have a revolutionary new product that can do just that. Jarvis Thanos is for you. It will review your customers data and with a snap, half of the records are gone. Instantly gain the space you need, increase performance on sub summary fields. Need more room, run it a second time, cut it in half again. It’s completely random so some of that historical data will be gone along with todays orders. No worries though, you have the space you need on that tiny SSD drive. Isn’t that what matters anyway.
Order now to receive a piece of an infinity stone. Limited to the first 100 orders. Make 3 easy payments of $49.95. Will you survive the snap?
Download the Demo File here.
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